November 5, 2010
Today I had my Baseline Ultrasound/Cervical Dilation. The ultrasound is to make sure the Lupron is doing it's job, and the ovaries are 'quiet.' The dilation is because I have an unusually curvy cervix. That's right. My cervix is curvy. Add it to the list.
My cervix will stay dilated for two weeks, and will be a necessity when inserting the tiny catheter into my uterus to place my already conceived children.
Meanwhile, Nick was in a room clearly marked as 'The Collection Room' where, you guessed it, he was collecting a specimen of his goods. He was so comfortable jacking off in a doctor's office that he joked with the nurse afterwards about 'having good aim.'
Someone please kill me now.
You have the best sense of humor lol
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