Ass

November 19, 2010

If you're offended by the word 'ass,' I encourage you to stop reading this post right now. Because I'm just in an ASS kind of mood.

Today, my ass hurts... like a lot. Last night, we began the Progesterone Injection (and by WE, i mean ME)... which involves a thick oil being slowly pushed into the muscle tissue of my ass using a 1.5 inch needle. All my previous injections PALE in comparison to the pain I'm feeling now. It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. It hurts to sleep.

OK and to be honest, I didn't even think I had any muscle in my ass. If you saw my ass, you wouldn't think so either.

But you'd be surprised how much you use said ass-muscle.

And I have to be subjected to this discomfort for the next 7 weeks. Awesome.